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{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"The smallest wildcat today is the Black-footed cat. The females are less than 20 inches (50 cm) long and can weigh as little as 2.5 lbs (1.2 kg).","length":145}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why is seven bigger than nine?","punchline":"Because seven ate nine.","id":377}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do bees go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The BP station.","id":284}
{"fact":"There are approximately 60,000 hairs per square inch on the back of a cat and about 120,000 per square inch on its underside.","length":125}
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The William B. Tennison is a Chesapeake Bay bugeye built in 1899 and converted to an oyster buy-boat in 1906–07. With the conversion her sail rig was removed and an engine inserted, and is the only surviving example of this conversion. Her construction marks a transition between log construction and plank construction. She is homeported at the Calvert Marine Museum in Solomons, Maryland. The Tennison is reputed to be the second oldest licensed passenger vessel in the United States.
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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}
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{"fact":"The ancestor of all domestic cats is the African Wild Cat which still exists today.","length":83}
{"fact":"A cat almost never meows at another cat, mostly just humans. Cats typically will spit, purr, and hiss at other cats.","length":116}
{"type":"general","setup":"Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper?","punchline":"Never mind...it's tearable","id":39}
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{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"fact":"British cat owners spend roughly 550 million pounds yearly on cat food.","length":71}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a careful wolf?","punchline":"Aware wolf.","id":194}
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